lauered

Being asked stupid, non topic questions in front of large groups to get a response.

Wow you just got lauered with a fucktarded question.

by ghost express February 15, 2017

lawyered

past tense of the verb to lawyer.

"Did you see law and order last night? McCoy lawyered the fuck out of that guy!"

by pow3rslave May 11, 2004

Lawyered

The word your friend says when they use fancy law terms in otherwise petty arguments to showcase their knowledge of legal vocabulary to boost their already oversized ego for knowing the annals of the books you see on your grandpa's shelf.

"The majority of us want whataburger so we should go there"

"According to law blah blah blah blah blah, majority doesn't matter in this situation because blah blah blah blah blah. Boom, lawyered

by That1assholeguy January 23, 2017

lawyered

the act of sleeping with a lawyer and waking up to him telling you "Your clothes are in the den."

"I knew I was going to be lawyered when he mentioned that he loved Steely Dan before we fell asleep."

by Malgosha July 15, 2007

lazered

when an smg warrior kills me in two seconds flat WHILE IM HOLDING THE WALL

little did he know... it was at this time when he was going to lazered.

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020

LaseredByValk

Son Of Cores an opp,gets 5-0d everyday

LaseredByValk in a ps op free 5-0

by WithEase June 27, 2022

Lasered

Purposely third-wheeling on a date so that your friend can't get laid that night

-Dude you totally ruined my date
-Get Lasered Homie!

by Bigdiccmarty March 22, 2023