LaVar Ballin

When you decide not to thank someone because of the hell they put you through.

My department chair is such a bitch but she finally approved my registration. I ain’t gonna thank her. I’m LaVar Ballin this shit!

by y2kali December 16, 2017

lanyard

adj; something that is completely unbearable. The opposite of standard.

Going to work on Mondays is lanyard.

by standard June 23, 2004

Lavar

Definitely gay, but funny and kind of cool.

Lucy: That was hella Lavar!

by 223pimpjuiceallday223 January 16, 2010

Lavarr

6’0 guy with a 6 inch dick. Pretty cool dude that loves and hates people. This person is an amazing communicator. If you ever meet a Lavarr, be careful because his dick game is so good that it will turn you into a psychopathic leech.

Damn, Lavarr is so hot. I would love to be his slut.

by MelodicCookie March 18, 2021

man-lanyard

a safety device in which a carpenter can tie off to another carpenter via the penis

here tie off to my man-lanyard.

working above 6ft in height all carpenters must use a man-lanyard for safety

by ironworker29 July 17, 2009

lanyarding

Getting a blow job with a lanyard to hold the girl's neck in place.

Sally gave me the best lanyarding last night.

by Allah Gomez December 26, 2011

lavarious

Lavarious is a young man that nows a lot about computers

Can Lavarious fix my old computer bro?

by Pizza but December 7, 2017