'Madea' Simmons way of saying "lunch" with an "er" in place of the "u"...can even be spelled "lurnch"...
oh she havin' "lernch" with her friend...
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A series of lunches where subject matter experts present topics so others can learn while they have lunch (learnches).
by Bin-chickens March 17, 2022
Get the learnches mug.A penis having the ability to ejaculate seminal fluid at such an immense speed, amount and hydraulic pressure as to literally tear the inner walls of the urethra to shreds, allowing the semen to mix with the blood of the erected shaft, giving the cum a similar look and viscosity to the diarrhea medication, Pepto Bismol
Lindsay: you let Damien cum in you??
Ashley: he said It was his first time! I didn’t know he had a pepto launcher!
Lindsay: is that what that pink shit on yo sheets is??
Ashley: he said It was his first time! I didn’t know he had a pepto launcher!
Lindsay: is that what that pink shit on yo sheets is??
by Strawhatrain August 30, 2019
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Roger: “what the hell is that un-godly smell?”
Nick: “Those two bowls of raisin bran I consumed last night almost caused me a premature launch this morning when I woke up”
Nick: “Those two bowls of raisin bran I consumed last night almost caused me a premature launch this morning when I woke up”
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We told Paul and his friends about our first trip to Michigan, and they loved hearing about the poo and the Doritos bag! Such a cow and rocket launcher story...
by flo0325 January 25, 2012
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Nathaniel turned up the remains of the bag of chips and was smothered by the bag-o-lanche of chip crumbs.
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