Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.
Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?
Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!
Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!
Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!
Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!
by Mullenator February 21, 2010
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2. n ~ comparitive to suggest that something is not true. Based on the fact that tubular Luggage are an imaginary rock band, invented by Sandy Radford, on his website www.leftluggage.tk
2. n ~ comparitive to suggest that something is not true. Based on the fact that tubular Luggage are an imaginary rock band, invented by Sandy Radford, on his website www.leftluggage.tk
1. Wow! Tubular Luggage are so cool! Dig their new record, man!
2. Yeah right, that story's about as believable as Tubular Luggage.
2. Yeah right, that story's about as believable as Tubular Luggage.
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When you're a big deal like George Rekers, you dont want to have your reputation tarnished by a boy whore. So just simplify the problem with a luggage carrier.
Ex.
Don't drop the soap. Oh, it's ok, he's just my luggage carrier.
Ex.
Don't drop the soap. Oh, it's ok, he's just my luggage carrier.
by homo-momo May 7, 2010
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Receptionist1: Loads of luggage today
Receptionist2: yep
R1: Look at that luggage
R2: Yeah, best luggage today
Receptionist2: yep
R1: Look at that luggage
R2: Yeah, best luggage today
by carljohnson June 18, 2009
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by Joe Dirt2 June 1, 2006
Get the Luggage mug.n. the broadened and exaggerated weightlifters stance used to accentuate one's shoulders, resulting in a look as if they are holding heavy suitcases in either hand. Those with a Naploeon Complex also tend to utilize this technique to overcompensate for their lack of physique.
After Joey left the gym, he walked around his house with invisible luggage and it quickly gave him the reassurance he needed to feel like a powerhouse.
by Snocap September 19, 2006
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