lotion wrangler

a low level porn industry assistant

Jimmy, the lotion wrangler, took a break from wiping up cum to go get more Astro Lube.

by hiohsilver December 23, 2009

lotion sack

to place a warm, sandwich sized bag full of lotion in between your couch cushions; and, proceeding to make love to it.

My date flaked out on me tonight. I think I'm going to have to lotion sack it. 30 seconds in the microwave, and I won't even remember her name.

by Sexy Half-Mexi July 13, 2009

Lotion Hats

The original Lotion Hat occured around 1999 in Grand Terrace, California. A lotion hat is a festive hat that happens when a friend passes out after heavy drinking and a generous amount of lotion is applied on to the head. You may also substitue lotion with almost any thing else such as ketchup, mustard, any kind of salad dressing, pudding, mayonase, and or hot sauce. But remeber if ketchup is applied it is not a lotion hat it is a ketchup hat, mustard equals mustard hat, etc.

Damn i cant believe i got lotion hats last night!

Dude you got lotion hats, what a bitch.

I hate lotion hats!

by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004

Lotion Scab

The hardened bit of lotion that forms on the end of the pump nozzle.

My hands were so dry, I hardly noticed the lotion scab while I was rubbing in the lotion.

by Nerdy_Girl June 30, 2011

lotion nigga

The nigga that always got a bottle of lotion in his bag or in general.

Usually the darkest nigga of every squad.

Ole boy always got some lotion he the lotion nigga with them ashy ass legs. smh

by Kassius XXX June 24, 2016

Lotion Factory

When you cum all over a girls face and it is covered in your jiz.

Her faced looked like a fuckin lotion factory when I was done with her.

by Dano September 20, 2004

LOTION EXPLOSION

When you use so much lotion it's an explosion. If you know what I'm saying. 😏

Samanathas daddy had a lotion explosion.

by BananaApples creator of fruit October 7, 2018