liturgy queen

Homosexual man (in most cases) who has an inordinate facination with religious ritual, music, or visual art. Frequently prefers gaudy or overtly dramatic modes of religious expression.

This just cannot be! The vestments aren't matching! and polyester! horrors ...

by ignor November 6, 2003

LithuaniaMan

A bald bum from Portugal who loves to stat pad against shit teams such as Lithuania, and Andorra and ghosts vs half-decent teams

OMG Look, you scored in the worst league, you remind me of a LithuaniaMan

by Jose Mourinho is finished March 24, 2021

Jerkoff Litmus Test

The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.

After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.

by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012

Litmus Fart

A small sample of gas expelled, often in a large crowd, in an effort to ensure that a larger flatulence experience can occur thereafter without detection.

Because I had sauerkraut with dinner, I had to fire up a litmus fart at the bar.

by Fart King March 1, 2017

Lithuanian Hot Pocket

A Lithuanian Hot Pocket is when you ask a Lithuanian which part of Russia Lithuania is in, and then turn around so they can shove their fist up your ass.

"Dude, I was craving some fisting action, so I had a Lithuanian Hot Pocket!"

by The Booty Train Conductor January 16, 2018

LTFU

The act of "Lacing the Fuck Up"

When MGK went to the club to rage he had no choice but to LTFU!

by misssauce222 December 18, 2012

lituation

It’s a culmination of several lit things happening at once.

You go to the bodega and a chicken cutlet is half off and they give you a free bag of chips and an Arizona because they know you. That’s a lituation.

by stevesweatpants January 6, 2015