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A Lithuanian Hot Pocket is when you ask a Lithuanian which part of Russia Lithuania is in, and then turn around so they can shove their fist up your ass.
"Dude, I was craving some fisting action, so I had a Lithuanian Hot Pocket!"
by The Booty Train Conductor January 16, 2018
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