Letter to the President

To wipe one's ass maximizing the amount of poop on the tissue.

That bturd turned into a bchad. I had to write a letter to the President to get rid of it.

by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010

Letter Abuse

When someone adds unnecessary letters to words. Letter Abuse is most commonly found on Facebook status updates of teenage girls. Letter Abuse serves no purpose other than to irritate anyone with at least a 5th grade education.

The following is an example of common Letter Abuse found on Facebook/Texting:

Heyyyy im so excitedddd about homecomingggg!
Going to the gameeeeee
Lets eat at Subwayyy laterrrrrrrr
spellingggg thiss wayyy makess meee lookk stupiddddd

by yourgrammarishorrible October 22, 2011

letter in her mailbox

When a woman is devouring her shorts or pants with her booty crack.

That dame has a letter in her mailbox.

by charlie schools September 16, 2008

Letter to Laura C x

LAURA Where do I start,, I love you too much🥰You can Into my life and flipped it around💕I know lately we’ve had ups and downs like you said but no BestFriends dont 👭 And the time when you sat next to me in Maths and you know I was having a very very bad day, you made me forget about everything that was happening💔I’ve never had someone that helps me like that‼️I know I get on your nerves because I always say your going to replace me but I’m bothered because (1) I know I’m nothing special and am a temporary friend that can easily be replaced and (2) I have honestly never had a best friend as good as you🤩I never want to be replaced, not by LIBBY, not by Maisie, not by ANYONE🙉And I know that sounds selfish but without you I’d be broken, like fully shattered and unable to be fixed👭I know that even at 3 in the morning if I need you then you will be there🥰And I will always do the same with you💕I know sometimes I can be annoying but I have come into ur life because I want to impact it in the best way possible💋I love you so so much, like billions and millions and trillions😘I know there are struggles in life, but promise me you’ll keep your head held high, because you deserve to be happy😭You should always be proud for you are, a happy, gorgeous and SOLID young girl, coz I am🤩I want to be the best friend possible for you. I want to be the person you can call at 1 am in the morning and a person you can’t truly trust with anything🥰

A letter to Laura c x

by Alfoa June 20, 2019

LETTER T

Letter T is a biological term for sadness in French. It also eats cheese

Letter T is a sexy Letter. Hey T.

SUP
So um chess group is this Saturday u coming.

Sure

Omg so cool

Hey T u wanna have sex?

Yup.

by JamesLeather June 15, 2018

letter hunter

The game in which adults and children endeavor to find in objects or things characters that represent symbols used in writing, printing or speech.

To pass the time on our road trip we played "letter hunter". We found a J in the clouds and fences in the shape of H's along the side of the road.

by Alphabetic Art January 18, 2008

Letter Mashing

1: Randomly entering nonsensical letter into an online competitive word game, like "Word With Friends" in hopes of the game accepting it.

2: A good excuse for cheating.

*Plays "liripip"*

"Yes! It accepted it!"

"Dude, what the hell was that?!"

"I donno, I was just Letter Mashing....."

*Plays "xylopolist"*

"Hehe 120 points, he can't win now"

"Dude, what the hell was that?!?!"

"I Donno, I was just Letter Mashing"

"Sure dude, sure."

by Raynesta August 15, 2011