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An affection and/or love of buttons. Those that have this usually enjoy collecting buttons, using them in crafts and projects and even identify with them in some manner.

More extreme cases lead to a sexual arousal at the sight or mention of them.
"Yeah, uhuh, sure. Hey, where did you get that shirt?"
"The department store across the street. Why?"
"Well, its just... so many buttons... buuuuuuuttooooons! GIVE ME THOSE BUTTONS! I MUST HAVE THEM!!!"
--Example of Koumpounophilia
by The Logical Fallacy December 18, 2015
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Krampussy

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Krampus is a monster from German folklore who was used by parents to scare their misbehaving children into listening.

Thus, a woman with a Krampussy either avoids or doesn’t want to have kids. Specifically, because they misbehave and are a nuisance.
My girlfriend doesn’t want kids, she’s got that Krampussy.
by Hotdog_Water September 6, 2020
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krampus

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A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack.
Be careful or the Krampus is going to get you.

Dude the Krampus snatched my sister last night.
by Jin Chui January 15, 2008
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Krampovitis

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A medical condition in which a man's nipples are permanently stiff, and will poke through their shirt.
Holy crap! That guys Krampovitis just shredded his shirt!
by Yak5711 December 12, 2009
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Krupal

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One who is omniscient and extremely good looking. Also defines a being who shows an unparalleled amount of kindness and love for their significant other.
Damn, I wish I could be like that Krupal over there.
by Krupal January 17, 2007
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Koumpounophobia

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A fear of buttons. Sufferers are usually disgusted by the sight of them and wash their skin when it comes into contact with a button.

They will have no clothes with buttons on and some even avoid toggles, press studs and other clothes fasteners.

In some extreme cases, the sufferer finds it difficult to even say or write the word 'button'.
1) She has Koumpounophobia.
by Am-yuh September 5, 2006
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krumwundle

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a penis originating from the mystical land of wundle. This dick is orange and purple and has red hair. This word is only to descibe dicks of this origin
DUDE, U HAVE A KRUMWUNDLE!!!!!
by trumptrundles November 28, 2009
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