Kaysianity

A BDSM group with roots connected to Christianity. A sub-culture in the Midwest Kaysianity is extremely popular among strange groups of people including pedophiles and emo teenage girls. Membership is fairly complex. It involves the use of a sacrificial butt plug that has been wet with goats blood, holy oil and the semen or vaginal fluids of all current members. The only clause in joining is "members must be willing to partake in genital mutilation."
The root word Kaysi is from the name of the Original leader, who is known for her aggressiveness towards "baby ducks".

Bob: So what church do you go to?
Hank: I follow Kaysianity.
Bob: Is that the one with the butt plugs?
Hank: Yep.

by Loyal follower October 15, 2013

kaysee

very lovable girl once you get to know her (she will rob your heart,shes a sweet heart, kind and
compationate, shes sensitive yet she may not show it in her exspretions she
makes, those exspretions XD i love them, very shy!!!, and yet fearless at times,
darling girl, yet mature at times and a goofy klutz, lets just say she runs into
poles a lot, she loves a lot of things except she oly keeps her heart for one
person, shes stunning and gorgeous very i cant describe the words free and yet
doesnt show others, chatter box yet i love to hear every word she says, down to
earth, if you get to met the kaysee im talking about you will be complete

i met this girl yesterday she fell into my arms falling upstairs
whats her name
kaysee

by exzachlylove February 1, 2009

krapsody

1. a portmanteau word: krap and rhapsody 2. a big steaming pile of shit left by: a.) a mass of sheeple via memes on the internets b.) current events that eventually all reek of dung (no news is good news) c.) anything ridiculously bizarre or inane d.) a website dedicated to all of the above - the assumption here is that something is so wickedly stupid and it's stench overwhelms so much that it can only be addressed with an excessively enthusiastic expression.

"Hey, how about that flurry of recent government bailouts?"
"I think the bailouts are an enormous mountain of krapsody!"

by xStatic1 December 20, 2009

Kaysha

A kaysha is a wonderful person. She is beautiful and nice and caring. If you ever have a friend and her name is kaysha you have found the best friend you could ever have in your life . She's a life time friend.

Friend 1. "Who's your best friend?
Friend.2 "Kaysha "
Friend 1. " she a keeper "

Kaysha

by Freakestyle August 20, 2018

Moar Krabs

1: Also known as Morbid Krabs, this is a clip in the show Spongebob Squarepants where Mr. Krabs looks extremely old and ugly. It has developed into a full-blown meme so much that they made a sprite for Moar Krabs on M.U.G.E.N.

2: some sick crap that makes bullshit sense but is even funnier backwards

Moar Krabs/Mr. Krabs/Krabs: What don't you understand about the phrase: MOAR!!!

RAOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nyek nish pah sahome.

by Mr. Killzo September 16, 2009

Kaysha

She's a beautiful girl. She's smart and kind. If you ever meet a kaysha you are the luckiest person in the world to have such a great friend.

Kaysha

by Freakestyle August 20, 2018

Mr Krabs

A person (especially an older man) who is similar to the character of the same name from Spongebob Squarepants. Has no sympathy, spends very little money, and guilt-trips other people (usually younger people) over behavior they don't think is acceptable. Even if it's really just their own personal opinion.

Guy #1: My mom is making me to throw away all of my T-shirts all because I spent all of my allowance on it, and because she doesn't like Led Zeppelin. How can I convince her to let me keep them?!
Guy #2: Tell Mr Krabs that she needs to deal it. You're growing up.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 July 11, 2020