phantom kangaroos

A psychological experience with sudden onset, often precipitated by the sensory deprivation that occurs during extended quarantine.

Those adorable phantom kangaroos are back; I just love to play ball on the back porch with them during this terribly dull shelter in place bullshit.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 26, 2020

Krangled

Krangled is a word that refers to something broken or not working properly

Eg. Similar to the word "Scuffed"

John: Bruh that bike is krangled bruv
Jim: You mean scuffed?
John: Yeah, same thing

by denenquix September 9, 2020

Reverse Kangaroo (Reverse Kanga)

The Reverse Kangaroo or "Reverse Kanga" is the act (or art) of sitting backward on a toilet, thereby leaving a long, filthy skid mark down the length of the bowl. Popular in public toilets and the mother-in-law's house.

That bitch gave me shit about leaving the toilet seat up, so I pulled a reverse kanga and left six inches of skid for her to clean up.

by CountFistula August 27, 2005

Kang Seulgi

A member of a K-pop girlgroup: Red Velvet. She's also a hot goddess.

I love & live for Kang Seulgi.
Kang Seulgi is so hot I can't breathe 💀

by H0eforseulgi April 21, 2021

Kanggun

The guy who says he bombed the test, but ends up getting a 98 with a comment from the teacher. He also likes ham for some reason.

Person 1: Kanggun why are you so good at everything?
Kanggun: What're you guys talking about? Heheh...

by Patches' Shoe July 30, 2020

upright reverse kanga

Similar to the reverse kanga, the upright reverse kanga involves defecating in a toilet, preferably someone else's, in an elvated version of the reverse kanga postion. The defecator achieves this by:

1. facing the back wall of the toilet cubicle and placing their feet on top of the cistern lid
2. bracing themself against the ceiling with their hands; and
3. squatting and aiming for the bowl.

The upright reverse kanga is best performed with the seat up to maximise the target area.

Karlos: I've never seen the upright reverse kanga pulled off, but i'm pretty sure it's possible.

Bine: Grubba could pull it off.

Grubba: More rum and I'll have a go.

Bine: Mud butt would definitely help!! Go for a touchdown!!

by the rompster June 11, 2011

kangaroo court

(n.) a court where the outcome is pre-determined by the reputation of the defendant, and the trial shall not be fair. Justiceless. Kangroo courts can swing either way, but oen side of the arguement will be completely disregarded.

Ned Kelly was tried in a kangaroo court. Gangland trials were in a kangaroo court.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004