CountFistula's definitions

inversion

When the penis, due to cold or extreme revulsion, retreats back into the body. An uber soft-on.

That Noelene bitch is so ugly she gave me an inversion. My dick's in hiding!

by CountFistula August 3, 2005

Reverse Kangaroo (Reverse Kanga)

The Reverse Kangaroo or "Reverse Kanga" is the act (or art) of sitting backward on a toilet, thereby leaving a long, filthy skid mark down the length of the bowl. Popular in public toilets and the mother-in-law's house.

That bitch gave me shit about leaving the toilet seat up, so I pulled a reverse kanga and left six inches of skid for her to clean up.

by CountFistula August 27, 2005