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kleptokiwi

flightless bird indigenous to New Zealand with very sticky feet, greasy feathers, and very small brain
Never leave property unguarded when a kleptokiwi is about.
by Pneuguy May 13, 2011
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klept

to steal in a shady, but friendly sort of way
she klepted my drink from my desk.
by MCM February 9, 2004
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kleptocracy

"The Governance of Thieves" - Technical term, mixed from the psychological term "cleptomania" or "kleptomania" - the urge to steal, and the greek sillable "cratia" - the rule of, as in "democracy".
Often applied to the rulers of Subsaharan African states.
The problem of most African countries is not lack of food, but those kleptocrats in power.
by sam195 August 27, 2005
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klepto

Slang - Short for kleptomaniac

The uncontrollable inhibition to take material possessions from another person.

Also see Thief.
Person 1: Hey, can I barrow your mp3 player?

Person 2: Nope, I left in my dorm room and some stupid klepto came by and ripped me off.

Person 2: That smells out loud man!

Person 1: Tell me about it!

Person 2: I think I just did.
by macgordon July 31, 2004
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klepto

short for Kleptomaniac, someone who pathologically steals things.
That klepto just took my phone!
by Celebgil Silverstar July 31, 2004
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klepto-urbanmaniac

One who has an irresistible urge to steal other's quirky sayings and adds them to the Urban Dictionary.
Tempest is a klepto-urbanmaniac because she steals peoples words and claims it as her own.

Kleptourbanmania: (from Greek: κλέπτειν, kleptein, "to steal", Urban \u-r ban, ur- ban\ is of Latin origin, and its meaning is "from the city". and μανία, "mania")
by aaron1 feiriy July 11, 2010
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KLePTiic

"KLePTiic" is an epic company whose mission is to provide combined entertainment at its best. "KLePTiic" can also be used to describe how epic something is, in terms of technology or something involving the internet.
Person 1: "KLePTiic's 'KLePTiic Minecraft Server' is really KLePTiic! You gotta play it!"
Person 2: "I'm sure it's not as KLePTiic as me being a KLePTiic member!"
Person 3: "No.... their KLePTiic server is more KLePTiic.
by KLePTiic May 5, 2013
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