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kilt

Plaid dress worn by Scottish fairies, particularly hairdressers, fashion designers, penis addicts, and fans of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Typically worn with those cute little knee-high pantyhose & a shirt tied in a knot just above the belly. Allows the Scottish queers to quickly pick out an accommodating anus in a crowd.
All the guys came over last night in their kilts & we drank Guinness (at room temperature - ugh!) and watched reruns of Sex & the City. Then we blew each other, with Seamus enjoying the bukkake.
by Richard Munch August 21, 2006
mugGet the kiltmug.

kilt

we're gonna get kilt tonite man
by chrissy laws June 20, 2003
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kilt

yeah i just kilt that noob
by miliardo November 4, 2006
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kilt

the passed tense of killed but in a good way, as a compliment.
"So how was i up there?"

"Aw, you kilt it, they loved you."
by brooke rooness August 6, 2008
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kilt

the word scottish people use to convince themselves that they are not transvestites.
its not a skirt, its a kilt!
by maxican't August 21, 2006
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kilt

The act of describing someone incredibly ugly.
Dang. That girl is kilt. It looks like she has just been ran over by a tractor trailer in the face. My oh my.
by jtit101 July 7, 2011
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Kilt Slip

The concept of fisting a girl in their uniform or a scottish guy in their ass through their kilt, through their underwear, so that the kilt gets lodged into their bum-hole, and getting stuck up there.
"Dude! Did you see Hannah kilt slip that chick?!"
by Sexybunny49 February 25, 2009
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