kilt

Plaid dress worn by Scottish fairies, particularly hairdressers, fashion designers, penis addicts, and fans of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Typically worn with those cute little knee-high pantyhose & a shirt tied in a knot just above the belly. Allows the Scottish queers to quickly pick out an accommodating anus in a crowd.

All the guys came over last night in their kilts & we drank Guinness (at room temperature - ugh!) and watched reruns of Sex & the City. Then we blew each other, with Seamus enjoying the bukkake.

by Richard Munch February 18, 2005

kilt

getting extremely drunk

we're gonna get kilt tonite man

by chrissy laws June 21, 2003

kilt

lazy gamer jargon for killed

yeah i just kilt that noob

by miliardo November 04, 2006

kilt

the passed tense of killed but in a good way, as a compliment.

"So how was i up there?"

"Aw, you kilt it, they loved you."

by brooke rooness July 14, 2008

kilt

the word scottish people use to convince themselves that they are not transvestites.

its not a skirt, its a kilt!

by maxican't July 05, 2006

kilt

The act of describing someone incredibly ugly.

Dang. That girl is kilt. It looks like she has just been ran over by a tractor trailer in the face. My oh my.

by jtit101 July 07, 2011

Kilt Slip

The concept of fisting a girl in their uniform or a scottish guy in their ass through their kilt, through their underwear, so that the kilt gets lodged into their bum-hole, and getting stuck up there.

"Dude! Did you see Hannah kilt slip that chick?!"

by Sexybunny49 February 25, 2009