here's the kicker

basically.. here is the ironic, or surprise part of what someone is telling you

I went to the store yesterday, here's the kicker, I saw Mr. Dirks, my math teacher!

by herekicker August 19, 2008

Kmart Kickers

A pair of shoes that were bought at Kmart. They are usually relatively cheap and crappy looking.

Chrissy: Hayley you better put on different shoes if you don't want them to get muddy.

Hayley: It's okay, these are Kmart Kickers.

by Christina S. March 01, 2008

kiddie kicker

Someone you meet online in a game (Quake 3, for example) with a name spelt with capitals at random intervals, numbers, multiple colours if possible and an inprobably tough-sounding name. However, what truely makes a kiddie kicker is his real persona - an eleven year old boy from Minneapolis who's trying to avoid doing his homework and focuses his attention on whopping your ass.

"FeaR mE, fOr i aM bOw31 bu5T3r!"

"MARTIN! Have you finished your maths homework yet?"

"Not yet, mom."

by Mr Ben February 07, 2005

pig kicker

(n)a red neck, farm boy, or suburban kid.

"your a cow tippin pig kickin son of a bitch."

"just cuz i grew up on a farm dont mean im a pig kicker."

"i didnt even know you grew up on a farm."

by mickey brown March 07, 2007

door kicker

an Infantry soldier, tough guy, one who like to be rough.

Oh, Christ. There is a shooter in that building. Send the door kickers over there to get him.

by leadthrower August 29, 2006

tyre kicker

(n.) A person who appears interested in buying your car, but on the day displays any of the following traits.

• Does not show up
• Does not bring money
• Kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults
• Seems to know barely anything about the car
• Offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)
• Keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old Ford for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn't want it
• Assumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres
• Tries to drive a restoration project dozens of miles home with him.
• Asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car
• Gets the manufacturers' name wrong
• Asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.
• Makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback
• Dresses up as, or asserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car
• Is a young driver who just passed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, rice it up, and show off to thier friends. Quite likely to wreck it in a month.

If selling an old or rare car on ebay, it is advisable to warn tyre kickers from bidding.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004

tyre kicker

A prospective purchaser of a car who does not know what he or she is looking for when examining the car. From the pointless gesture of kicking the tyres often employed by such.

For Sale: 1965 Triumph Spitfire, Old English White, Partial Service History, No Tyre Kickers.

by Sweavo January 06, 2007