Kelchup

A variation on Ketchup that contains a variety of odd ingrediants.

Kelchup contains: One Of AdamK's Hobo boots, a yellow skittle and Batman

by Kelchup March 25, 2008

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Profesor Kerch

An old man who teaches Spanish at an intermediate level. Hair grows out his ears and nose and everywhere. Kerch is very old and prefers cheesy sayings such as "Bite the bullet", "Minus participation", "Kick you in the you-know-what". Kerches have white guinea pigs named Snowball and don't live in the same state that it teaches in. Includes a very low, monotone voice that drills into your head the various preterite forms of dormir.

1. That Profesor Kerch is old and senile and always marks me down on participation.

2. A Profesor Kerch flies back and forth between California, Arizona, and Nicaragua on a weekly basis.

by Lucas Tandy February 11, 2009

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keech • Keecha • Keechter • Keecher • KEECHHIOO • Keechia • keechie • Keeching • Keechishly • keecho

Kerchew

The term for the affects on ones linguistic skills after smoking anything.

Steve: Dude I just rip the fattest vape!
Bob: Dude you're kerchewing again.
Steve: Fuck the shut up.

by McDogenld June 16, 2017

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keeshon

A very wonderful and amazing person who cares about the one he truly loves. He will treat you like a queen and always satisfy you. He will never fail to make you happy for as long as you shall live. Keeshon is the perfect person to have a lifelong relationship with.

Keeshon, are you coming?

by Handle time January 19, 2018

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Keenhole

(v.) To copulate with a person by way of a large gauge in his or her earlobe. Mostly performed by homosexuals with body modifications, this hobby is also enjoyed by heterosexual couples.

(n.) The act or fetish of penetrating a person's earlobe piercing hole with one's penis.

By you asking how I could be attracted to someone with large ear gauges, I can tell that you're a man that has never keenholed someone.

by deathofsanity August 7, 2010

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