Kalamazoo College

Origianlly a Northern Baptist College, Kalamazoo College is a Liberal Arts school that is, oddly enough, in the city of Kalamazoo. There are about 1200 students with only 900 or so on campus at any one time because we send a lot of students around the world. We produce more Ph. D.s than Harvard. We also host the USTA boys nationals every year. We're a pretty happy bunch of kids and we like our pot and licquor nice and strong. Even when we are sick, overworked, and falling over from the lack of sleep, we still love K College.

No, I don't go to Western Michigan University or Kalamazoo Valley Community College, I go to Kalamazoo College!

by Dombos July 30, 2008

kalampokiphobia

The fear of corn.

We wanted to go to a corn maze, but she didn't want to go, she has kalampokiphobia.

by VladdTronn October 6, 2021

Juba of kalamazoo

A fairy princess who lives in make believe. Ironically she has a castle she calls home. Selling ass under the guise of unicorns. Juba is such a ho she has slept with nearly everyone in Kalamazoo, MI the states of Florida & Montana, and the city of Denver, CO and the Detroit Metro Airport.

When not on her back making money she is sleeping on a bed of nails or hanging upside down in a corner of the castle sleeping. Do not disturb as Juba’s wanton living needs plenty of rest.

I gots this burning itch. I gots it from the Juba of kalamazoo.

by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018

Kala

a best friend who is always there for you but doesnt really have an opinion on things who everyone loves

wow i wish u were like kala

by woman December 3, 2004

kalamunda

the most amazing place to live ever!!! home to soooooooo many amazing people that all you losers who don't like it should go die in a hole of holy-ness and shame:) we have lots of cool stuff like trees, ice cream and retra vision. and yes we do have coles, woolworths and other NORMAL shops, and no we aren't a country side town, we are a semi-rural area:) and we were in the west australian the other day so suck on that all you boring places that are to loser-inhabited to be in the paper:)

Person 1: where do you live?

Person 2: i live in Kalamunda

Person 1: OMG im sooooooo jelous

by woopiemama June 4, 2011

kala

Meaning Black in urdu, the official language of Pakistan.

Refers to any black masculine object.

What's the color of your dress?

Oh my dress is kala with gray flowers

by Laayla May 13, 2005

Kalamatous

Economic or financial disaster of Greek proportions.

The collapse of the Greek economy was kalamatous.

by DaZmanBob January 18, 2013