kerfaffle

To fall on your face.

I was walkin and tripped on a cored and totally kerfaffled

by khsmile4 August 6, 2011

Kerfuffle

a male that eats ass like its grocerys than he spits it out into a mug. after he does that he fucks your moms big toe with his uncles dogs gay sister in law and then he fucks her in the pussy while he has barbecue sauce on his titties.

I kerfuffled your dog.

by Vvinny06 October 12, 2019

Kerfuffle

ker·fuf·fle
/kərˈfəfəl/Submit
nounINFORMAL•BRITISH
a commotion or fuss, especially one caused by conflicting views.

"there was a kerfuffle over the chairmanship"

by african bush elephant December 18, 2018

Kerfuffle

A male who eats ass and then spits it in to a mug.then he eats your sisters uncles dogs sheep’s toe and then fucks you in the butt with the toe.

I kerfuffled your daughter.

by Dogballs76 October 12, 2019

flap kerfuffle

When a vagina is such a calamity due to a long drawn out process of incessant poundage by a male with either a large member or particularly big in size. This renders the vagina a mess comparable to a victoria sponge that had multiple karate chops from a trained professional.

David: Did you have sex with Sarah the other night?

Nigel: Yes I did, it was classic. She'd just broken up with her 6ft 5'' african american boyfriend.

David: Wow.

Nigel: Yeah, her vagina was a complete flap kerfuffle.

by rogercrisps February 7, 2014

Kerfufflinks

Links that hold together the sausages present in the trumpet section. Do not ask why these sausages need to be held together.

The kerfufflinks held the two trumpets together so that they could not come apart.

by The Dude of Wellington December 30, 2012

Kerfluffle

The act of holding in a laugh and it escaping through the nose usually making the sound of a motorboat starting or an old Chevrolet car. It's very painful and it isn't an 'on-command' type of thing.

Friend: u r m o m
Me: I- *k e r f l u f f l e*
Other friend: *begins to kerfluffle with me*

by T o e z October 7, 2019