When she invites you over, tranquilizes you, and straps you to a chair in her basement, then she proceeds to read you Midas Smut fics with reenactments as well as other methods of cock and ball torture.
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A very nice kid that is usually annoying, he would want to make your day bad one day and fix it the next, if some this happens with his family he will come looking for you, he loves football,he loves his mama,he is a mama's boy all the way, usually with read hair and is a great student,if you ask his mom he is probably the best well behaved kid ever,that is a justyce right there.
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by runit9909090 October 8, 2008
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You can call her Mrs.Fox.
She has the ability to read people's minds, control the weather, and see into the future.
She speaks 900 different languages, knows the answer to the Riemann Hypothesis, and the logarithm behind google's search engine.
She taught Uma Thurman how to fight, Michael Jackson how to dance, and Freddie Mercury how to sing.
She introduced Bob Marley to marajuana, and showed Jimi Hendrix how to play the guitar.
Bob Dylan plagerized from her.
Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Jude Law once fought over her autograph.
Sadly for them, it is also rumored that she and a demi-god named Albert Hauva are madly in love.
She is the only person in the world whose poop smells like your favorite fragrance.
You can call her Mrs.Fox.
She has the ability to read people's minds, control the weather, and see into the future.
She speaks 900 different languages, knows the answer to the Riemann Hypothesis, and the logarithm behind google's search engine.
She taught Uma Thurman how to fight, Michael Jackson how to dance, and Freddie Mercury how to sing.
She introduced Bob Marley to marajuana, and showed Jimi Hendrix how to play the guitar.
Bob Dylan plagerized from her.
Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Jude Law once fought over her autograph.
Sadly for them, it is also rumored that she and a demi-god named Albert Hauva are madly in love.
She is the only person in the world whose poop smells like your favorite fragrance.
by - THE UNITED NATIONS - April 24, 2010
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Also provides a local taxi service.
Also provides a local taxi service.
by Hungover guy 2 September 17, 2008
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by blad-at-at November 3, 2008
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