juking

it's when you're drunk enough you puke, but also drunk enough to think someone's hot and jizz yourself

guy #1: dude you got wasted
guy #2: yeah, i think i was juking over this girl

by MrDP August 16, 2010

junking

To place your penis and testicles onto an object.

Tommy was junking the desks in his school, so that when people touched them, they would have touched his nuts.

by Timbo March 21, 2004

juking

to randomely jump in front of a stranger while they are walking and yell "JUKE!" then running off.

dick spent all day juking old people

by Joe E June 28, 2005

junking

Putting your dick and testicles in a woman's vagina simultaneously.

I just got done junking my girlfriend.

by Brushfire8345 March 24, 2009

juking

To dance, especially in a juke or to the music of a jukebox.

We're going juking tonight at the Boar's Nest.

by Swarsfanatic July 6, 2005

juking

to be dancing at a very hot club

We were juking last night when the 50-Cent song came on

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Junking

To get high off something you usually woulden't expect to get high from

"Hey benny, have you been junking with pixie sticks again"

"Yo that boy is junking!"

by Ryoko Katsuya September 4, 2005