Jolene

She's got beauty beyond compare, with flaming locks of auburn hair, ivory skin and eyes of emerald green. No one can compete with her.

Someone's probably already written a definition for "Jolene" riffing off the Dolly Parton song, but eh. Whatever.

by Kafka_coffee November 15, 2017

Jolene Tan

my awesome friend who is balding

jolene tan stupid girl

by aweeeeeedrey May 4, 2010

julesed

To be ripped off by an unscrupulous rental agency. To have your deposit unfairly withheld, struggle to receive replies and have to threaten legal action before receiving any response. To have promises made by such a landlord, without any intention of complying.

Entomology from Jules rental agency of Maastricht which since its inception has stolen money from unsuspecting residents of the city. A contributor to ‘Maastricht syndrome ‘ as residents can no longer afford to go out after an encounter with such an agent.

I got julesed by that agent when she stopped replying to my emails about returning my deposit.

by Dinkywabbit May 24, 2019

Jolene

A 1973 song, written and originally performed by Dolly Parton, and more recently reinvented by the White Stripes. Song recounts the story of a red-headed, man-eating seductress out to steal Dolly's man.

"Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolee-heeeeen, please don't take him, just because you can..."

by MarkT August 1, 2007

juleex

A girl who has bad hygiene and a fishy vagina

Boy: Hey what’s that smell
Girl: it’s juleex she’s right there

by Yvtctxrrxfr January 19, 2019

julesed

organizer of a bike ride that does not pitch up

damn it, Juliette insisted we ride at 7 am and then we get Julesed again

by pharveysa August 22, 2020

Beau-Jolene

A beautiful and kinda annoying girl. Short tempered funny and smart. Mostly brown or blonde.

Person 1: hey where's Beau-Jolene?
Person 2: she is with that group of people

by Fyguguyivhh October 20, 2019