Jordy deadys 

He fine asf and got the best drill music he underrated. But when u see him in the streets yo pussy might throb. Be aware

Jordy deadys is a person who does drill music. And is very underrated.

Jordy deadys by Jordy gf . May 30, 2023

Jordy mac'd 

1. The term for being so morts even digging a leaf cause's you to hit the deck
2. The prolonged bull riding of having sex with a fat bord

andy was so jordy mac'd he ended up jordy mac'in that slag

Jordy mac'd by richee morton January 20, 2008

jordy laforge 

Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.

I pulled a Jordy Laforge on the court last night. It was hard with the glasses on, but I did it.

jordy laforge by Mashbone Jones January 8, 2009

Jordy Laforge 

Taking a poop horizontally across somebody's face like Jordy Laforge's visors.

I gave Dave a Jordy Laforge.

Jordy Laforge by CHCKNHRT February 19, 2010

jordy nelson

Jordy nelson is a WR for the Green Bay Packer who is known for his amazing catches and is sometimes used in sentences when someone makes a great catch.

"You Jordy Nelsoned him!"

jordy nelson by 12packers May 2, 2018

Jordy Casas 

Jordy Casas is a quiet person who knows how to love you and knows how to make you want him, he'll always be there for you when you need him. He's a best friend who you'll fall for FAST. And ont op of all that he has an amazing body , dresses SUPER cute and is VERY attractive.

Carol : why do you like him so much?
Jenny : i don't know , he's Jordy Casas , why wouldn't i like him so much?

Jordy Casas by Jennette Vernynick December 28, 2011

Jordy Laforge 

Noun

1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern

across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.

Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"

A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."

Jordy Laforge by billebllunt May 14, 2014