nelsoned

The act of having another mans seed sown from a third parties hand on to your hair.

Michelle finished jacking Cody off and nelsoned jon.

by walt kershner March 27, 2008

Nelsoned

When a guy takes a fondling glove, jacks his partner off, and then uses the cum as lube and fists either the partner's ass, with the glove still on.

Shoot girl did you see Arne on the street yesterday? Looks like someone got Nelsoned!

by Robert Bradford December 22, 2010

Nelsoned

When the Unturned server fuck up and Nelson Sexton fucked up.

WE HAVE BEEN NELSONED

by Fishy Fried Dishy November 21, 2018

Nelsoned

To assist in a game, and then lose on purpose after a winning streak.

I failed my promos i cant believe you just nelsoned me

by Banige November 12, 2019

Willy Nelsoned

When a YT boy forces you to smoke weed with him while you plays guitar for you

Bonus points if he has dreads.

“I thought we were gonna go see a movie or something but he Willy Nelsoned me”
“Nah I’m good on that joint my tinder date just Willy Nelsoned me”

by Melodybun666 May 26, 2022

Liam Neesoned

.v) To punch or jab in the throat with lightning quick speed and agility, collapsing the airway and causing death within six seconds.

Variations:
Baby Neeson - .n) a flick to the throat causing a minor inconvenience and/or discomfort.
Down South Neeson - .n) the act of Liam Neesoning someone in the crotch area.

Spectator 1: "Did you see that? That guy just got straight Liam Neesoned!"

Spectator 2: "He's not moving...I think he might be dead."

Spectator 1: "That's because Liam Neeson finishes things."
*See: the film Taken*

by sbj1786 February 15, 2009

liam nessoned it

To completely bad-ass something and completely dominate, To completly clear a room and kill everyone quickly. to kill everyone in a game by only using a sidearm and knife

Dude he totally liam nessoned it and killed everyone with only a knife

by savage mf December 28, 2016