jonk

to assume information (ex: locations, definitions) out of convenience, rather than expend extraneous effort in pursuit of the truth

layman's terms: to make shit up

I am not going to google everything you guys send on here. I am juat going to start jonking it.

by jonk9000 April 25, 2025

Jonk

When a man fingers another man’s bumhole until the jonk juice comes out.

“Hey dude wanna jonk”
“I’m straight”

by Jonkingisreal April 28, 2024

Jonk

It's what the jonkler does...

Jonkler:*jonks his way out of the house*
Freddy: harr harr har harr

by AxelAceArmitage March 5, 2025

Jonks

Dick

Person 1: Hey.. no homo but how long is your Jonks?

Person 2: ..I don't know.

Person 1: Well.. I can go and grab a ruler..

Person 2: ..okay.

by LouiluvK May 22, 2022

Jonk

When something or someone is stiff, awkward, bad, peak, rough etc

"How's your schedule looking today bro?"
"Honestly mate it's so jonk"

"I saw that guy come over and chat to you, what was he like?"
"He was the jonkiest guy, had no conversation at all"

by WAG3WAG2WAG1 September 13, 2022

Jonking

Beating it under the influence

She (or he) left me last night so I ended up jonking it

by Jorkmaster March 30, 2025

Jonk

it’ll sort out different strands of proteins and nucleotides to figure out how similar they are

What your learning? That’s Jonk for you.

by 1838;88384; January 16, 2024