Jonacaust

the mass murder of all Jonas Brothers fans and Jonas Brothers, believed to happen in the near future

Dude the Jonas Brothers are the most incredibly gay people on this Earth, I sure hope the Jonacaust comes soon.

by Tori H. June 28, 2009

Janice

Janice is a great friend. She is kind and beautiful and has a good sense of direction. She enjoys traveling to visit her friends. She is a strong person with many passions. Sometimes a Janice will have a change of heart and forgive and give you another chance and other times she will just need a hug 2. Janice is someone if you didn't know you will wish you knew.

Hi Janice, I wish I knew you when I was young.

by 5 cAtelYn August 16, 2018

Janice

Janice is a beautiful woman who has a distinctive personality. She can laugh at anything, including herself and you too; at times. Janice is especially kind and caring towards others. She’s a woman who above all else knows the value of having fun, and not taking life too seriously. She is a woman that you can trust and count on when you’re in need of someone who cares and will brighten your day. She is a woman who can inexplicably make you feel really good about yourself by pointing out your qualities and downplaying your faults. Just by being around her brings great sadness when she is gone. She is a woman who I will never really get to know.

Damn... that's a genuine Janice; do you realize what that's worth?

by Mengnu September 5, 2011

Janicia

An empress of the entire female generation. She is an underrated living embodiment of beauty and art. She has a kind heart and soul. But never cross her the wrong way or she will use her power against you.

Janicia has a large butt :)

by love> November 23, 2021

Jonie

A Jonie is a very loyal person how cares deeply about her friends and family a Jonie is funny smart and has the looks to go with it ,but Jonie can’t dance …but dam she so fine that doesn’t matter “ a Jonie may have nice Tatts and peach

Have you see how happy Cameron has been lately …. Yeah he’s got himself a Jonie

by Yourmun November 25, 2021

Joni Ernst

Dumbass senator from Iowa

Joni Ernst does a better job castrating pigs than she does working in the senate

by E-Dog1209 September 14, 2016

Joni

Joni is a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous, killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, Joni has a strong character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Joni. Sure, she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. Joni is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met Joni. Men denied by her have also been known to become catty and a little psycho. (See unfavorable definitions for "Joni")

When I grow up, I want to be Joni!"

"Look at Joni, she's always the most stylish woman in the room. And she's smart and sweet, too!"

"Joni is so awesome, you almost want to hate her, but she's just too darned charming!"

"Oh, that Joni!"

"There's something wrong with you if you don't like Joni!"

by wittier than you February 4, 2010