jobes

A follower. Someone who isn't their own person and does whatever they think is the popular thing to do. A jobes can be either a guy or girl. Sometimes jobeses are people that you would never wanna hang out with, but they somehow manage to infiltrate your group of friends.

"That guy is such a jobes, he used to be all about video games but now all he talks about is sports to try and fit in with the jocks"

by Fadeawayj January 13, 2010

Jonesed

To throw up over yourself and/or others and pass out within an hour of a party starting.

1. "Dude you totally Jonesed out last night."

2. "Man at the rate she is going she will be Jonesing any moment now."

3. "Get me a bucket coz tonight man I am gonna get Jonesed"

by MUZ1K3 October 2, 2010

joneser

A loser who failed his temps test half a dozen times and didn't get his lisence till he was 19.

Chris: Oh man, we are on our way to college.
Torey: Yeah, hey did you here that TJ just got his lisence?
Chris: But isn't he 19?
Torey: Yeah, he is a Joneser.

by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

Joeseph

Dirty minded but also a gentleman who is loyal joeseph is a decent guy who tries and puts effort in everything he doesn’t believe in sugarcoating anything he says so prepare to be upset in a good way his actions will leave you speechless

Guy1: man can you believe how hard joeseph is working.

Guy2: it’s a good thing you hired him.

by Bigjoesavage November 25, 2021

Joeseph's mom

is a 4'2 milf.

Hey! Did you see Joeseph's mom?
No, why?
She's a milf and she's 4'2!
Wow

by joesephmomlove21 June 3, 2022

Dusty Joeseph

Referring to a large dust cloud caused by traversing on gravel roads. Always can be used to describe an item that was dusted during the traveling experience.

"Man we sure made a Dusty Joeseph last night on the way to the party."
"Dude you house needs a hard rain to wash the Dusty Joeseph off or it."

by raptorslayer88 June 23, 2008

jobsexual

a person who either works so much, or loves so much to work that she always seems to end up dating the guy one desk over.

Is Kathryn Bigelow a Jobsexual?

by Maureen O Connor March 14, 2010