jizzmonger

A person who's gagging for sperm.

Kathy is such a jizzmonger, she just can't get enough! It's like a jizzwhale's appetite for spunkton.

by Spazmoz May 22, 2008

Jizzmonkery

1. A set of actions associated with the person whose job it is to clean the seamen from the inside of peep show or sex show booths. 2. Of or relating to the act of ejaculating on or around the face of an African American women while she is defecating.

1. I hate this jizzmonkery. Why did he have to make such a mess?
2. Tom and Shaniqua better stop this jizzmonkery real fast.

by Squirely Squirel November 20, 2009

Jizzyman

A male/female who is ”amazing.” Also used for cool hairstyle and other features on the body.

Jon shouted at a boy across the road "look at that Jizzyman!"

by jizzyman06 May 21, 2010

jizzanthropuss

jizzanthropuss Karen’s daughter

Come here little jizzanthropuss tell this guy how you didn’t get to shake #42 hand

by Karen Hater November 28, 2019

Jizzmonia

Medical condition whereas semen is aspirated in the respiratory system, thus causing a specific strain of pneumonia.

Jenny mistakenly laughed whilst performing fellatio on her beau, Inadvertently aspirating her lovers semen in to her lungs. She was later diagnosed with multi-lobar jizzmonia.

by Hbomb8 August 2, 2020

jizzmatic

When something is very good or amazing

That cake I had last night was fucking jizzmatic

by blargzilla69 May 22, 2010

Jizzmagnet

One who attracts Jizz in it's many forms. Also, a name like loser, fag, queer, or douche that you want to call someone without calling them a loser, fag, queer, or douche.

Wow, that prick Chad is such a Jizzmagnet.

by CaptainJizzpants7 March 18, 2011