Japer

1.The act of playing your guitar for your baby girl after sex, no matter how bad it sounds

2. The act of ejaculating in less than 45 seconds

Guy1: Hey i totally had sex with my girl friend yesterday

Guy2: That's awesome, did you use the japer?

Guy1: o hell no, i'm not a giant faggot.

by Geneseofarmplow1! May 6, 2009

jippery

A word used to describe general disarray and bad turns of events

Come home to a messy living room = Jippery

Spill some chocolate ice cream on your clothes = Jippery

by Law Evs December 31, 2005

Jipe

The gooey liquid that runs out of the bottom of a trash bag.

when carrying a trash bag out, it is the liquid that runs out of the bottom of the bag and leaves a trail. Jipe is created, it must grow from inside a trash bag, a combination from all sorts of different trash

Jipe Wars-Where two people fling trash bags around in an attempt to get the jipe to hit the other person. Disgusting!

by Crumbs61310 January 22, 2010

Japer

From the noun 'to jape', as in, 'to joke.'

1. One who enjoys the japes.

2. An expert in the art of japing.

1. Ollie said he's going for a bath, but we all know that he's really going for a wank. What a japer.

2. Did you see the Dark Knight yet? Heath Ledger, what a japer.

by TheJaper July 27, 2009

Jiberish

A Language That You Can't Understand!!! Also Can Be Random Words Spoken Very Fast!!! (Also Can Be Spelled Giberish!!)

Fred: Tuna Fish Bakes Cookies!!!!
Timmy: Da Ftuid Ssjhr Fr Dfsa!!!
Fred: HA! L0L!!!!
Timmy: Don't You Love Speaking Jiberish!!!

by bobvsjeff April 4, 2009

jipper juice

The mucus excreted from the female genitalia.

I went down on Mary, she was so wet, my face was covered in jipper juice.

by Ricky Rox December 10, 2007

jippery

That extra out of the ordinary good mood.

"A man!......boss must've got him some last night huh!?,cause he walking round here real jippery today boy!"

by Chuck Chain November 16, 2007