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Jewpons

A jewish youth, usually male, who collects coupons for food and the like to save money for him and his friends. Often, a jewpons will organize the ordering of food for a group of friends, sometimes skimming enough profits that his meal is free.
"Jewpons, order us some Taco Bell."
by Flandaddy2 November 21, 2009
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Jetson

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When someone leaves only a small amount of money, food, etc. from you gigantic supply and takes the rest for themselves.

Inspired from the 1970's Hanna-Barbara cartoon The Jetsons theme song, where George whips out his wallet for his wife to go to rhe grocery store and pulls out a few dollars for her. In response, she takes the whole damn wallet.
My uncle just Jetsoned the 64 pack of cokes last night. I only have 4 cokes now...
by ninelives900 March 3, 2017
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Jepson

A person who has experience in the medical field but also is a chef.
That's Jepson, we call him Doctor Chef though!
by MommyMakeOutDay August 27, 2020
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Jecson

The most beautiful person you will ever meet. He will kick butt but will also be there when you need him. He's sassy, moody, and nasty. He also goes by lelisco and is one of the best youtubers ever. If you end up datihg him he will call you a fatty and he will love himself more than he loves you. Don't ever get him mad because you will regret it.
Guy #1: Is that Angel?
Guy #2: No that's Jecson!
Jecson: Who are you calling Angel?
Guy #1: You heard me
Jecson: *punches guy #1 and knocks him out*
Guy #2: OH MY GOD JECSON YOU ARE SUCH A BADDIE!
Jecson: We been knew
by nicki's baby September 10, 2020
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jenson

a guy who is addicted to xbox and memes. Doesn't want the pussy, just some quality memes
"Ayyyy bro you're such a jenson!"
by iwasheretodayok May 8, 2018
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Jewbonics

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.
G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...
by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
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Jewon

The sexiest nigga alive, he's the nicest guy you'll ever meet all Jewons are absolutely one of a kind Plus all Jewons suffer from ls which is long shlong syndrom their penises usually range from 1-4 feet They are known for being shy yet secretly funny at times. They know how to make you smile and are very hard to stay mad at.
Jewon is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum sexy
by Tyle'r Allen May 30, 2013
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