Merry Jewmas

a unique way to wish someone a happy holiday during the period of Christmas and Hanukkah without excluding a Christian or Jewish person. All inclusive way to give a holiday greeting for the week of Hanukkah and Christmas to an open-minded person. Acknowledges Christ as a Jew that is commonly included in base word of Christmas but also acknowledges Jewish people in general for Hanukkah, a Jewish holiday that is celebrated during the same time period Christmas occurs in December.

Merry Jewmas everyone!

by Juman December 29, 2008

Jemoses

An angry little midget that steals your pants, fucks your wife, cuts off your cock, eats your toast, and swims to Tokyo.

You fucking Jemoses. I'll kill you.

by yer dad November 22, 2003

jewdo

Jewish martial art of throwing one's opponent to the ground and subdueing them only to steal all the money out their pockets.

I had 5 bucks when I went to my Jewdo class Tuesday night and now I'm broke! wtf?

by porprock May 16, 2007

Jewmotional

Being stingy about buying an item.

When walking through a store you find something you would like to buy. You keep going back and forth in your mind about wanting to spend the money.

i was feeling very jewmotional about buying those Jordans.

by Ceejay5 February 16, 2009

Jewboozle

To be jewish and bamboozle someone at the same time.

Man Jeremy when you told Katelyn her credit card must not work but in reality you just canceled it you jewboozled her real good.

by CrEd424 December 27, 2010

Jewboriginal

Jewboriginality is the religion that native australians (aboriginals) adopted. They took Jewism and adopted it combining it with the Dreamtime to make a new religion

Those Aboriginals that we used to know are now Jewboriginls
Hey wanna convert to Jewboriginalism?

by muttdawg August 16, 2011

Jewbonic Plague

When someone, especially a non-jew, shows clear sexual preference toward the Jewish.

You think Anne Frank is hot? You just have Jewbonic Plague.

by Danz Ferdinand August 14, 2007