The Lord and Savior of the world. I wish all of those who mock him on this site eventually find what he was and what he said was all true...
"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, so that whoever believes in him shall not die but have eternal life." - John 3:16
by ILoveJesus September 22, 2004
by Dog muncher123 November 03, 2018
(This definition coming from a Jew) May or may not be the son of God, but still a good guy with a straight message. But his messages were horribly misinterpreted by millions to mean that if you don't believe in him, then you are a sinner and must be attacked until you accept his religion, actually not his religion, his followers religions (Jesus was jewish). Eventually was nailed to a piece of wood and killed by Romans. Apperantly resurrected, (which in present day we celebrate by painting eggs, wtf!?). And uhh, I don't remember the rest, well that parts not important. Anyway, his message was get along. Christians need to chill with that high and mighty shit.
by 187withmydickinyourmouth April 17, 2010
A nice guy who taught love, kindness, tolerance, etc. Sacrificed himself because we're all giant penises. Now people claim to follow his teachings, but just screw them over.
by Poop N Scoop July 06, 2005
by CODELAZARRRRRRRRRRRRRR April 15, 2019
Sandra: I love Jesus SOOO much. He is my friend!
Kate: Yes, so is mine! I really love Jesus.
Tom: You should probably find some REAL friends, gals...
Kate & Sandra: -______-
Kate: Yes, so is mine! I really love Jesus.
Tom: You should probably find some REAL friends, gals...
Kate & Sandra: -______-
by Xfing May 27, 2009
Probably was a really top bloke who lived 2000 years ago. On the level, talked sense, encouraged everyone just to get along with each other.
Murdered by the authorities who saw him as a threat.
Now worshipped as the son of God.
Closest modern day comparisons would be John Lennon or Martin Luther King (both also murdered).
Murdered by the authorities who saw him as a threat.
Now worshipped as the son of God.
Closest modern day comparisons would be John Lennon or Martin Luther King (both also murdered).
by Manx Bloke June 15, 2007