jellyfish

One of the most annoying things on planet earth. They have jiggly bodies and tentecles that they sting you with. The deadly ones near Austrailia like the box jellyfish can kill you within 10 minutes, but the common ones nears the USA aren't that dangerous but when they sting you it itches like there's no tomorrow.

Lisa: Ouch! I think I got stung by one of those stupid jellyfish!
Jane: Haha sucker.

by honorband71 August 4, 2010

Jellyfish

Someone with no personality or backbone. Generally pale in complexion. They have no positive but no negative features at all. Just an empty vessel. Contribute nothing to life, or your social group. Banter immune.Dull

Dan's girlfriend is fine, but there's just not much too her. She's just a bit of a jellyfish.

by Ballslikemelons July 31, 2015

Jellyfish

An American politician who has no solid stance on political issues. They constantly change their views and opinions. They'll say one statement than say the opposite later on, without justification or reason. This is usually a maneuver many politicians make to garner more votes.

Famous examples of Jellyfish include:
-Hilary Clinton
-Donald Trump

Politician: "I support gun control."

Politician literally the next day after : "I am against gun control."

Voter: "Don't support this guy, he's a jellyfish."

by MatthewX October 10, 2016

Jellyfish

From jelly, verb, describing an action like posting or mentioning an action, event, or status, with that action's purpose to include, even accidentally, a reaction of jealousy from the audience.

Ex: "Charlie posted pictures of himself in Scotland. Homie be jellyfishing."
"My ex's sister said my ex just got engaged. Girl just trying to jellyfish me."

by The23LLTT May 30, 2017

Jellyfish

Jellyfish people talk to you in stinging words and try to stage it as Informatic.swimming in the sea of an enormous jellyfish and getting stung repeatedly by stingers.

Jellyfish alert! “I just saw your bf with a young 22 year old with legs up to here”! 🦑🐙

by Mspalaz August 19, 2018

Jellyfish

A jealous bitch.

Samantha: “You’re so skinny, I hate you bitch.” Amanda: “Don’t be a jellyfish!”

by Toledo burrito February 16, 2019

jellyfish

it is a sex position

i like doing the jellyfish position with my wife

by hayitsme_sky May 24, 2021