Jarting

The sexual act of inserting a dogs nose into your anus, farting and ejaculating at the same time.

“Yo bro bring your dog over for some jarting”

“Don’t go in there I just jarted!“

by Jartster69 April 18, 2020

Jadding

When you pour mouthwash into someone’s ass then drink it out with a straw

Me and my girlfriend did JADDING last night. Now my ass smells like mint.

by Daiys October 28, 2021

Jardine

Dat bitch be ginger.

Have you seen Jardine today?
What dat ginger bitch?

by Mischeif managed July 21, 2011

jarring

Farting in a jar, closing it, and then opening and smelling it two weeks to a month later.

me and my friends all ate cheese and beans so we could go "jarring."

by northendguy November 26, 2011

jarring

JARRING
v.

Jarring means collecting your bodily waste and/or fluids (generally describing urine or feces, but also includes sperm, blood, phlegm, pubic hair, boogers/snot, earwax, puss, those little tails that come from blackheads, fingernails, and nut-butter) in a small jar. Commonly practiced by psychopaths and the extremely lazy. The lazy hide their jarring from others (usually under their bed) and psychopaths jar for many years and display their collection(s) proudly on shelves.

Dude, my girlfriend told me that she has been jarring for the last two weeks! Yea... I broke it off... quickly.

by Cainen April 28, 2006

Jarring

an open mouth stare

"Why were you jarring at my junk last night bro??"

by swagaholic29 November 19, 2011

Cookie Jarring

Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

Cookie Jarring: Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."

by AnimorphFan June 15, 2020