Jalapeñoed

ha⋅la⋅pi⋅ño-d

adj. Being jalapeñoed is when a girl's top comes off at the beach; or more like someone taking it off by force.

"Holly just jalapeñoed Kelly!"

"Kelly just jalapeñoed in the water a few minutes ago!"

Jalapeñoed by Hannah Rachelle March 13, 2009

jalapist 

"the man in the bushes", "the man in the tree";
a lurker of ladies and boys. typically lurks from pretty much any sort of vegetation, and uses it's eyelashes to capture it's prey. eyelash attack ranges from 1 - 22 feet.

stay clear of any bushes or trees timmy, there may be jalapist nests

jalapist by heehaaa September 21, 2010

Jalapeno Cheese Stick 

Exactly what it sounds like. It's also sexual.

Cindy was so hot for me so i gave her a taste of my Jalapeno Cheese Stick!!

No way bro! Nice....

Jalapeno Cheese Stick by Chester the Moose February 5, 2012

jalapeño piss hole 

When soap gets into the tip of the penis causing an extreme stinging sensation during urination.

Never masturbate with shampoo; if you get any in your dick you'll be regretting it the next time you piss with your jalapeño piss hole!

jalapeño piss hole by Debbit;Debbit July 2, 2016

Jalapeño penis 

The act where one person will eat hot food usually jalapeño and goes to pee with out washing there hands Therefore burning there penis with the heat

"omg I got jalapeño penis!"

Jalapeño penis by Blake Phipps June 12, 2016

Jalanisexual 

Simply a female who is only attracted to Jalani. She doesn’t care about any other guys, only Jalani. Nothing more Nothing less.

“Damn this girl won’t leave me alone, she must be Jalanisexual.”

Jalanisexual by mrtekyourgyal December 22, 2021

Jalepenis

A penis that belongs to a guy so hot you can still feel its effects the next morning .

Wow that's huge !you have a jalepenis . Gonna feel the sting in the morning !'

Jalepenis by Icechick May 23, 2017