Jacques Chirac

A guy who likes to rag on the USA, because his country got thrown out of all it's Asian, African, Middle Eastern colonies and then out of Europe itself (by the Nazis). Thinks we're dopes for returning it all to him. Can't believe the USA has more strength and influence in the world now. Epitome of ingratitude.

We're under attack by canoes from the Marshall Islands. Get Jacques Chirac here pronto, with a white flag!

by Dove tails February 21, 2005

Jacques Plante

A variation on the spiderman, where instead of cumming in your hand, you shoot into an old-school Jacques Plante-style goalie mask and slap it on her face.

"Dude, I didn't want to get my hand messy, so I gave her the Jacques Plante instead."

by efrum152 December 1, 2005

Jacqueleen

(n.) a female name derived from the names Jacquelyn and Justine.
Properly pronounced: Ja-qua-lean (qua, using the long A sound)

Sometimes pronounced: (Jac-a-lean)

Shortened name or nickname: Jackie or Jaci

Associated niknames are as follows: Jackie, Jaci, Jac, Jack, Jax,
Food nicknames are as follows: Jaqueleen Jellybean, Jacqueleen Cuisine, Jaquita Tortilla, Juicy Jaci/Jackie

by blueskyiies February 7, 2009

jean jacques

The highest form of royal power, and the biggest dick size you can find

Hes such a jean jacques!

by Ricardx November 24, 2021

Jacques Chirac

aka (All Talk)

See France, the country that would surrender to Switzerland.

Well, well, well... Jacques Chirac is spewing pacifist rhetoric again.

by Grim Winnebago January 13, 2004

The Jacques Cousteau

while in shallow water, the female lays in a push-up position while the male leans over to enter from behind. the male uses one hand to hold around the female's abdomen, keeping her's and his own lower body (primarily his erection and her vaginal or anal orifice) from submerging in the water. the male's other hand is used to hold the female's head in and pull it out of the water,at his discretion.

the jacques cousteau i had last night nearly drowned me before climax.

by vicentethenazi June 23, 2008

jacqueen off

The female equivalent of jacking off, or masturbation.

I caught her jacqueen off with a black double-dong dildo.

by Assweepay2 June 29, 2012