jizzowel

A towel used specifically for wiping up jizz after the male showers his lover with his man juice.

Honey, can you get the jizzowel? Your jizz is dripping off my chest and onto our new floral egyptian cotton sheets.

by dokeykong September 24, 2008

jizzong

when allen miss types jizzing

allen:someone jizzong on your tits?
allen: ha jizzong

by erinurrlungs June 27, 2009

JRizzie

The white chocolate version of JohnnyFive. He is still a balla.

Jrizzie is off da hizzie.

by JRizzie February 22, 2008

jizzoragasmic

A word to describe something amazing or epic. ex. The Zelda Series, The Elder Scrolls series.

Synonyms: Jizztacular, Jizztastic, Orgasmic, Jizzmic, Jizzasmic, Ballstacular, Amazing, Jesus
Antonyms: Call of Duty

The series was jizzoragasmic.

by Rambeaux November 28, 2011

Jizzometres

The unit of messurment used to calculate how far you jizz in a fap session.

Bruh last night when I was fapping I jizzed 3 jizzometres.

by The Fap Factory January 3, 2017

jizzooka

A man who is able to ejaculate with great distance; the penis used to ejaculate a great distance; the act of ejaculating at a great distance.

That guy is a total jizzooka! He pulled out and spooged everywhere!

by Dorfner666 June 21, 2017

jizzopause

The male equivalent of menopause. Essentially, it's when a dude gets old and stops having nocturnal emissions. Cream dreams.

"Dude, I dreamed of that hot waitress we saw last week and blew my load......I guess I haven't hit jizzopause yet."

by Woogitface May 30, 2019