Booty Joose

A concoction of salty sweat and other potent booty excretions which many crave with a lustful hunger.

Girl: I sure made a lot of booty joose during my twerkout earlier.
Mashi: (drooling and dripping precum) omg give me a sipple of that brown salty sauce byt the name of BOOTY JOOSE

by TakoTulpa April 25, 2022

jooked

Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".

*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!

by Jimmy 'The Mammoth' Hernes January 1, 2007

joose

tastes better than four loko to people at times, but because four loko is more flavourable and tastes better depending on what taste you're in the mood for at the time, and gets you drunker you'll usually drink it instead.

but you'll drink joose before you drink four loko if you're new to malt liquor, because four loko has more alcohol content but joose is pretty high as well. you will most likely take your clothes off atleast once when drinking this stuff. you may do so if you drink four lokos as well.

beware, be careful, shit gets you drunk. it's cheap. sweet.

"i went skinny dipping in the pool again..."
"what the hell were you drinking?!"
"well the first time it was joose, but this time i drank a four loko..."
"ahahahaha"

by p333h0lez October 16, 2009

jooseppi

Lead singer of a death metal band. Can also be referred to one who enjoys the word "weaksauce".

<jooseppi> that picture of britney spears is weaksauce.

by samsonite December 24, 2003

Joose Burps

The terrible burps that last all day after consuming one or more Joose beverages the night before. Purple is generally the worst kind as it tastes like nasty rotten grapes mixed with your general tsos chicken. Alot of the time you will throw up all over the place especially if you've had more than one joose, and the taste of old joose coming back up serves as a reminder of the mistake you made the night before by buying a joose. However due to its ease of acquisition and cheap price you will always come back to joose and get sick and hungover the next day with purple joose burps and heartburn. Also your heart might blow up.

Ah man sounds like a case of the Joose burps!

by Mr Joose Man Mike November 17, 2010

Jooged

More than a poke but less than a stab.

She jooged me with a pencil.

by Poke/stab February 11, 2018

Jooed

Verb: To con somone out.

"Hey nigger, dont joo me out."

or

"Damnit you jooed the shit out of me."

by adam October 15, 2004