Jewmata

When talking about Auschwitz while getting anal from a Jew, during which time you say "oh shit" and no one can discern the difference of what you are saying.

As Hayden pounded Jeremy's ass, he let slip an misheard "oh shit". This Jewmata hurt Hayden's feelings and Jeremy was subsequently passed to trey.

by Rancorrage May 30, 2019

Jewmatism

The force emitted by Jews that attracts anything flammable towards them.

“Goddamnit Noah stop taking my papers”
“I can’t my Jewmatism attracts flammable stuff

pls don’t burn me

by ToasterWaffleD September 13, 2019

Jewitt

The absolute love of my life...the type of person that gives you a once in a lifetime feeling. The type of person that you would do anything to have back in your life once he’s gone. A crazy individual with a heart of gold. His personality is exciting and draws you in.....he’s smart but down to earth. Funny as hell, you cannot help but love a jewitt..... you’ll miss them forever

Man, I wish I loved like jewitt.

by Jayjay8787 April 14, 2020

Jewmicka

A yamaka a cap a Jewish person wears

Yo Keith he has a freaking jewmicka

by Fuggery April 21, 2022

Jewjitsu

The art of finding jews in hidden locations

(Adold Hitler) Hey, I'm practicing Jewjitsu
(Joseph Stalin) That's very poggers

by ThisIsAJokeBruv949 April 30, 2021

jewmiliation

A racist term based on a children's game that used to be called "Jewball", where a circle of people would pass a ball to each other, attempting to keep it from a person (the "Jew") in the middle. If someone threw the ball hard at the person in the middle and it hit them and bounced off without them being able to catch it, the people in the circle would call out "jewmiliation".

Used by racists or thoughtlessly in the online community, especially amongst younger gamers, to try and indicate that someone has been completely humiliated or out-played.

Jewmiliation! You didn't get a single frag in that game!

He totally jewmiliated you!

by OzJC November 18, 2009

jewnited states of america

Used by anti-semites to describe the USA.

see jew s.a.

"Terrorists bombed the Jewnited States of America because of its support for Israel", thought the rabid leftwing hippie.

by i fart 0n ye hippie September 8, 2004