James Bond Syndrome

Originating from the video games, a disorder in which someone can carry and infinite amount of weapons and ammunition up their ass.

Also know as GTA Syndrome.

Jeff: Where the hell did that RPG come from?
Tom: Be a little more sensitive; he has James Bond Syndrome.

by Adam Iannazzone May 10, 2008

james bond burger

cumming and then cutting up person to serve at a michelin star restaurant.

i james bond burgered my sister last friday

by MONGUS January 28, 2022

James Bond-age

when one uses phrases originally found in James Bond movies... most commonly "shaken, not stirred", can also apply to the use of the "bond, james bond" style of stating ones name.

-What's your name?
-Smith, Joe Smith
-Dude, quit it with the James Bond-age

-How do u take ur martinis?
-Shaken, not stirred. ::following a dramatic head roll::

by watevrrr October 2, 2008

James Bond Syndrome

In series involving more than one actor playing a specific character (EX: James Bond, Doctor Who), the first actor you see playing that character will be believed to be the best at it.

Guy 1: Dude Matt Smith is the best Doctor!
Guy 2: Nah I think David Tennant was way better.
Guy 1: Well which one did you see first?
Guy 2: David Tennant.
Guy 1: You've just got James Bond Syndrome.

by Couch Radish July 31, 2012

James Bond Burger

Verb. Something you do to someone's sister.

"I James Bond Burgered your sister last night"
"That's him! That's the man who James Bond Burgered my sister last night!"

by visborne July 24, 2023

james bond a horse

A meme used when one is in confusion or lack of thought. The phrase 'james bond a horse' is inserted into a sentance in which a person could not have thought of any other words to finish it/replace it. Originally started on GameFAQs Modern Warfare 2 Boards by the user Oscar_Mike.

(1) person 1: aw man that guy totally ruined it!
person 2: yeah, he completely....james bond a horse

(2) person 1: can someone tell me how do defeat the final boss?
person 2: you have to get the ancient weapon and then james bond a horse

by Markwick99 February 4, 2010

James Bond Syndrome

Where people start talking with a fake british accent after watching 007

Person 1: "Cor blimey. This is a nice bloody surprise. What's this about, then?"

Person 2: "Dude, what's wrong with him?"
Person 3: "He just got a James Bond syndrome."

by Total Anon March 4, 2011