jackball

A dumb person who just keeps getting dumber.

As heard on the Rush Limbaugh show, which gave a shout-out to Urban Dictionary regarding this word.

Ardent John Kerry supporters are a bunch of jackballs!

by Hyacinth Bucket December 30, 2004

The Jackals

Gang of misfits known to mark their territory with UNF (urine and feces).

Sightings have been made around NYC, Pompton NJ, Washington DC, Lake Placid NY, HoCo and Dewey Beach.

Respect their gangster at all times, they will make you go asleep.

One of The Jackals kept asking the bartender for Supachexx Supachexx, so we had to cut him off and call the police for backup.

This place is trashed and there is a ton of beer in the snow, have The Jackals been here?

Oh snap is that Bass Patrol I hear, The Jackals are coming lock the door!

I used to be alive but then I crossed The Jackals.

by Anubis Maximus June 27, 2008

Bouncy Jackalope

A variation on the reverse cowgirl position in which the female wildly hops around like the mythical jackrabbit with antelope horns.

He knew he was in over his head when she turned her body around and went Bouncy Jackalope on him.

by BJ-BJ November 7, 2010

jackball

knucklehead, fool, dummy, idiot, moron; depending upon the context.

Jackball is word for which the meaning is subjective and entirely related to the user's state of mind. It ranges from the 'knucklehead' to the 'idiot' or 'moron' end of the scale depending upon whom you are referring.

Example: When addressing a friend it is more likely meant in the 'knucklehead' sense. If you were driving down the road and some manic cuts you off or you're watching TV and Bush is trying to complete a sentence or pronounce the name a of a foreign dignitary and you yell, "JACKBALL!" Clearly, it is being employed in the 'idiot' or 'moron' sense.

by Jackball Hansen July 12, 2008

Jackal

Jackals belong to the family Canidae, along with dogs and are very similar to coyotes. Jackals are omnivores and scavengers. They are adapted to hunting small prey such as small mammals, birds and reptiles.

Person 1: Is that a coyote?
Person 2: Naaah, that's a jackal.

by FlushedToilet May 16, 2011

Jackaloado

To eJACKulate a large amount - or 'loado' - into someones face whilst screaming in ecstacy

I'm going to Jackaloado in your face you ungrateful slut!

by Jack Low June 4, 2010

Jackaline

Jackaline: She Is Quiet around people, but is more talktive with people she is comfortable with. She dislikes it when people pronounce the "E" in the end of her name instead of pronouncing it, "LIN". She is the most amazing person you will EVER meet. She is so down to earth and very insecure. She doesn't need to be. She's very beautiful, very funny, and very shy.

girl1:"Did you see Jackaline today?"
girl2:"Yes, she's so beautiful, but she never talks, do you know why?"
girl1:"I have no clue!"

by pawsupfor-jamey December 5, 2011