J.O.B

Jerk Off Backwards= What life gives you most of the time. The way the world can be backwards, and how things don't make sense.

Bush is a J.O.B type of guy.

by Tricia-Anne August 21, 2007

J.o.m.able

Someone looking so hot that they are "jack off material"

Pronouced: JOAM-ABLE, JOM-ABLE.

Tony: "Damn bro, did you see that girl?"
Garrett: "Totally man, Talk about j.o.m.able!"

by ThyPenguin March 6, 2010

J.O.C.

Jerk Off City.

Since my roommate is gone for the weekend, its going to be J.O.C. in my dorm room!

Anyone up for J.O.C.?

by Johnny Tsunami 2 October 7, 2009

J.O.I

just out of interest

itee

ite!

J.O.I do you do weed?

hell no! i dont touch that shit!

by swextsista January 1, 2011

J.O.M.U.

stands for Jizz On My Uggs...referring to a white-trash, drunken whore/leech giving her boyfriend a blowjob at a college football game.

That blonde standing next to you totally has J.O.M.U.

by igotareallycutering November 2, 2009

J.O.B

Jets up Over Bitches
The trillest set to rep, rapper Curren$y's Jets fly high , Jets up over bitches... Jets over everything..
JETS GO!

Guy 1) M.O.B mutha fucka
Guy 2) Na ma dude, its J.O.B nigga stick to the scirpt
Guy 1) I jizzed..

by KidVic September 26, 2011

j.o.p.

an acronym: Jar Of Pickles - coming from the latin jarus o pickli, A container, usually made of glass, filled to the brim with vinegar, and stuffed with some type of organic substance, frequently pickles. Pickled cucumbers, pickled tomatoes, pickled plums, pickled infant heads, pickled mangoes! you can technically pickle almost anything!

....and I mean anything.

Bill: Don't open that container (possibly made of glass), containing vinegar, and organic matter: it's a j.o.p.

Harrold: I know i'm hungry!

Buffallo Bill: you eat infants heads?

Hannibal Lecter: ...maybe...

Professor Snape: Cannibalism will not be tolerated. Detention.

by NikosIsGodly July 29, 2009