Irrational

The belief of Mets fans that they will ever win a game

"Yo dude, how are the Mets gonna do this season?"
"World series in six! You can't beat a core offense with Wright, Reyes, Beltran, and Bay!"

(Five months later, 17 games back in the NL East, irrational hope still exists)

by yagottabelieve April 18, 2010

irrational hatred

an intense feeling of opposition against an object for which there is no rational explanation

Justin has an irrational hatred against Quizno's; John has an irrational hatred against chain restaurants.

by anonymous February 24, 2005

Irritation Of The Anus

A painful symptom after you have expelled flaming lava liquid shit out of your asshole

"God.. My diarrhea gave me irritation of the anus... and it hurts like mega hell."

by EthanTheComposer June 2, 2018

Irrimation

To face fuck violently.

My throat is sore from all the irrimation last night.

by Bonita nadine July 1, 2018

Irrational

Juliette

Juliette is completely irrational

by FYR3 CRACKR September 3, 2020

Irrational

Adjective.
Something that is not used and/or is hindering.
Something that has no rational purpose.

i.e Buying the mug was irrational as he never used it.

by 0110001101100100 October 17, 2019

Pi’s Irrationality

When the number π uses its celebrity status in popular culture to push other mathematical constants or beloved numbers around so that they remain out of sight to the lay public, who might otherwise discover their hidden beautiful numerical or geometric properties.

Some numerical rebels like 0, √2, e, i, and 𝛷 have ganged together to protest against pi’s irrationality—they wanted π to be censored for its bullying behaviors and condescending attitudes vis-à-vis fellow mathematical constants and geometric figures.

by Fasters April 21, 2022