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Insexticated

To be distracted while driving in ones vehicle while sending sexts (erotic and arousing texts) through a cell phone.
The insexticated man crashed his vehicle because he was sexting and not paying attention to the road.
by Captain K & Katball January 5, 2012
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Drop an intestine

A long, thick and continuous bowel movement that coils upon hitting the toilet bowel and appears shaped exactly like one's intestine.
Holy crap, I just "dropped an intestine!"

I'll see you guys in a few minutes I have to "drop an intestine".
by nycesq August 14, 2009
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Intertwine

in·ter·twine
ˌin(t)ərˈtwīn/
verb
past tense: intertwined; past participle: intertwined

twist or twine together.
I love the way John intertwine his ideas!!
by Muneer Maiharka April 16, 2015
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intestinal yoga

polite way of saying you have to take healthy crap
Excuse me, but I need to go perform some intestinal yoga. I'll be back in a few minutes.
by babates February 24, 2006
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Intestine

1. The organ that creates the shit that come out of your ass.

2. Someone who thinks up nothing but shit and uses that to argue with or insult someone.
1. I had to get surgery, there was a blockage in my intestines.

2. Those customers and workers at County Market suck at coming up with actual insults that aren't OLD. They are nothing but walking intestines.
by hahauwish March 2, 2010
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cruel intentions

a great movie showing what can happen when high schoolers are given too much money and nowhere to spend it
rich kid: man what should i do with this cash?
rich kid 2: we should go throw a mad party
by ellet cult January 22, 2005
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friends with intentions

Similar to friends with privileges and friends with potential, but implies that you are keeping friendship with a guy/girl with the goal of making a relationship with him/her, rather than just randomly hooking up. Friends with intentions are more then regular friends, but they can never be BFF.
John: Hey man, how are you and Jenny doing?
Mike: Nothing too exciting, she is my friends with intentions.
by Terrabith March 20, 2007
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