babates's definitions

CARPET TOOTSIE

another word for the droppings of small dogs left on carpet; usually laid where you are most likely to step on them.

Man, that freaking Chihuahua laid out a carpet tootsie in the hallway that I didn't see and stepped smack in it!

by babates February 9, 2006

intestinal yoga

polite way of saying you have to take healthy crap

Excuse me, but I need to go perform some intestinal yoga. I'll be back in a few minutes.

by babates February 24, 2006

Repulsinating

Something both repulsive and fascinating at the same time.

Those acne removal videos on YouTube are repulsinating but I can't stop watching.

by babates August 18, 2025

Chevrolemon

A Chevrolet vehicle that is a lemon

Barbara bought a new Chevy Silverado that turned out to be aChevrolemon!

by babates March 14, 2022

katritagee

the uniform name for all refugees from Hurricanes Katrina and Rita.

The increase in the population in Houston was being attributed to the influx of Katritagees.

by babates November 7, 2006

floreo

Term for an Oreo dropped on the floor but still deemed exible.

Sharon thought Josh was gross for eating the Floreo.

by babates October 20, 2021