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intextible 

Derives from "insensible."

When someone pulls out their cell phone and completely ignores you while you're talking.
Todd: "I have a truly heartwarming story for you, Drew. I was saving small children from a massive wreck on highway I sixty-four and-"

Drew: "Hold on. This fruit gusher had more filling in it than usual. Let me text Kate and tell her."

Todd: "What an intextible son of a bitch!"
intextible by bubastis March 6, 2010
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Intesticles 

When you wreck your balls so hard that they smash into your intestines forming the new body part, the intesticles.
"This patient has severe testicular trauma, we will perform the intesticle separation surgery immediately."

"Dude I fell off my bike pedals and smashed my balls on the fame. Not only did I shred my taint, but my intesticles are still cramping from it"
Intesticles by Hustlerkb September 30, 2013

Invertible

In linear algebra, an n-by-n square matrix A is called invertible (also nonsingular or nondegenerate) if there exists an n-by-n square matrix B such that:

AB = BA = I (where I is the Identity Matrix).

Otherwise, in life, it refers to the case where something can be transformed into something else and transformed back.
Randy: Sally is so invertible; real marriage material.

Sandy: I know, nonsingularly so. Put a few drinks in her and you can get her on her back and yet in the morning she still gets up and cooks you breakfast.
Invertible by Len Bakerloo July 6, 2016

Intesticles 

A combination of intense and testicles, which means to have a level of extreme untouchable extremeness that cannot be expressed by either of the words intense or testicles.
Guy A "I just got anal with 5 different girls all at the same time!"
Guy B "INTESTICLES!"
Guy A "Oh, and your mom..."
Intesticles by Dr. mcjesus100 March 27, 2010

Intesticle 

I cant nut why because i have intesticles
Intesticle by Gog765 November 21, 2018

intesticle distress 

A generalized pain "down there" that a horny guy feels when in the company of one or more attractive females whom he'd like to be intimate with.
There is no known treatment/cure for intesticle distress, although the sharp aching and other more severe symptoms can often be dulled somewhat by totally "relieving the pressure" --- either by having a long period of hot 'n' heavy intercourse with someone or by simply "spanking the monkey" till you're completely "drained" --- right beforehand, so that your guy-junk will be totally weak and exhausted for a while, and so even a strong emotional desire for female flesh will not spur much if any embarrassing/awkward physical reaction between your legs while any of the desirable gals in question are in close proximity with you.
intesticle distress by QuacksO April 23, 2018

Invetible 

Don't fight the invetible.
Invetible by Cryptoswiss August 30, 2022
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