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Intertubes

A series of tubes that deliver information around the world via computer. Also known as internet or interwebs.

"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material." - Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
There's a sweet site on the intertubes that you can download old books from for free!
by leisurist September 8, 2008
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no interviews please

The state slogan of West Virginia. Coined by the Daily Show in reference to West Virginians giving their reasons for voting for Hillary Clinton over Barack Obama in the May 2008 primary.
He's from t'other race, and you know, I'm scared o'that 'cause we've had so much conflict with 'em.

He's a Muslim, and that has a lot to do with it.

I don't like that Hussein thing. I've had enough of Hussein.

West Virginia -- No Interviews Please
by lexihunter May 16, 2008
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Suicide Interview

An interview which is extended to a college graduate or businessperson at the last minute by a very important firm. It requires the candidate to drop everything they are doing and prep themseleves for the interview in a matter of hours or even minutes.
Greg: "Dude, corporate called me and wants me to interview with them at 3:30, and it's lunchtime right now!"

Cedrick: "Word?! Sounds like you need to suicide interview that dude!"
by CorporateBalla May 2, 2009
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Intervene

(v) The act of, when playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, using the Intervention sniper rifle.
Billy "No I don't want to use the Barratt 50.cal, I'm gonna Intervene"

*Switches Class*

Headshot! +100
by DryLunch May 2, 2010
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Weiner Intervener (W.I.)

One who hinders another by another by embarrassing or demeaning them in front of others, usually girls.
Billy W.I.ed me by telling everyone about the time i shit my pants in sixth grade.
by Steve&Craig November 14, 2003
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art robinson interview

A long, drawn-out, extremely frustrating conversation in which one party constantly interrupts, denies plain facts in evidence, refuses to engage in questions or dialogue, and exhibits a derogatory and/or condescending attitude toward the other. The experience leaves the aggressor smugly self-righteous, and the aggrieved banging his or her head against the nearest hard surface.
Man, I just got out of an art robinson interview with my HR rep. I can't believe I still have a job.

My ex-girlfriend wants to "have a talk" tonight. I'm gonna turn this nice little dinner out into a real art robinson interview.
by nyclib8 October 11, 2010
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lol intertubes

The same thing as "lol internet", except 100 billion times better.
eps: well they're thinking it's an evolutionary design to work on the population level of a species... like, once you mate, you're no longer useful in terms of evolution
cy: lol intertubes
eps: and so something cellular triggers your body to maintain itself less and less (aging)
eps: /me makes a mental note to not talk about anything past "lol internet" and "poop dries too fast"
eps: ;-/
by cycicle August 18, 2006
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