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Intervene 

The action performed by someone who is “Built Different”, and has been forced into taking charge of the situation. Takes place most commonly during a crisis.
Guy#1: “Dude, NASA just said that a huge solar flare is gonna wipe out the Earth’s atmosphere! What the fuck are we gonna do?!”

Mark Whalberg: “Guess I gotta get involved.”

Guy#1: “What? What can you do to stop it?”

Mark Whalberg: “Intervene.”
Intervene by ¥—¥ June 27, 2020
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Intervene 

(v) The act of, when playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, using the Intervention sniper rifle.
Billy "No I don't want to use the Barratt 50.cal, I'm gonna Intervene"

*Switches Class*

Headshot! +100
Intervene by DryLunch May 2, 2010

intervene 

A deliberate act by one group that forces another group into compliance.
Dude1: Did you see that the Arab militia is killing African Christians in Darfur?
Dude2: Fuck that shit man.
Dude1: Intervene, we need to send in the Marines man. Put some steel on target.
Dude2: Fuckin' A dude.
Dude1: Is that all you say?
intervene by J. Andrew Lotta January 1, 2007

Intervene Charge 

Someone who recklessly does something and blames someone else for their negative consequences.
Dude, don't pull an 'Intervene Charge'. Just admit it was your own fault and that you were being reckless.

Intervene Charge 

Someone who recklessly does something and starts blaming someone else for their own negative consequences.

The term 'Intervene Charge' is consists of two words, 'Intervene' and 'Charge'. 'Intervene' here stands for the person trying to intervene (duh) and 'Charge' for him/her going in too quickly without assessing the situation.
This term is correctly used when the person in question tries to intervene with something, thus charging in recklessly to solve the situation while making it worse and then putting the blame on someone else.
The fact that you are blaming me now Wilhelmus, just proves that you pulled an Intervene Charge.

YOUR FAILURE TO INTERVENE 

Is what got those people killed. IF YOU WERE NOT OBSESSED WITH TEACHING ME A LESSON... THOSE KIDS WOULD NOT BE DEAD. I wrote for YEARS. Jordan Peterson SAW IT AND REFERENCED IT AND TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF. YOU RODE THE WHOLE RIDE. IT'S TOO LATE TO ASK FOR A REFUND.
Hym "No, YOUR FAILURE TO INTERVENE KILLED THOSE KIDS. You are trying to AVOID TALKING TO ME so you can GAIN MORE POLITICAL POWER FOR YOURSELF. YOU KILLED SUCHIR AND NOW YOU ARE TRYING TO LEAVE ME TO DIE SO YOU CAN STEAL AI FROM ME! Are you going to kill the other whistleblower too? THERE IS A ZERO PERCENT CHANCE YOU HAVE NOT INVESTIGATED AT ALL. YOU ARE LYING TO GET ME IMPRISONED TO SAVE YOUR OWN HIDE. Jordan Peterson has been talking to politicians since 2016 and he LIED TO YOU ABOUT HOW YOU SHOULD BE HANDLING THIS AND TO COVER UP THE FACT YOU GOT YOUR OWN KIDS MURDERED. IF YOU WERE NOT DELIBERATELY WITHHOLDING INFORMATION FROM ME. THOSE KIDS WOULD BE ALIVE. SUCHIR BALAJI TOLD THE TRUTH SO JORDAN PETERSON DIDN'T HAVE TO AND HE'S STILL TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO TELL THE TRUTH. STOP TRYING TO STEAL FROM ME. PROPERLY. You are POLITICAL HACKS. WHEELING AMD DEALING TO ACCRUE MORE POWER FOR YOURSELF... So you can help NO ONE. USING ME to generate money because you're TOO USESLESS to do it yourselves. YOU WANTED TO TEACH ME A LESSON. I WAS RIGHT. YOU WERE WRONG. You cared more about KEEPING ME OUT OF POLITICS AND RELIGION THAT YOU DID ABOUT KEEPING YOUR KIDS ALIVE. THEY ARE DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU!"

ass interference 

the despicable act of intruding on or otherwise impeding another person's pursuit of ass; a.k.a cockblocking
"Hey man, that's ass interference. 15 yard penalty."
ass interference by kium December 8, 2007
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