Interection

The thing you get whilst looking at pornography on the internet.

Dude, turn the screen off. I'm getting a huge interection.

by Tyler Stickney May 22, 2006

"That's interesting Simon!"

Used when someone states the bloody obvious, taken from playwright Alan Bennett's Talking Head "HER BIG CHANCE", the story of a vaccuous actress who employs this phrase constantly when trying to seduce the director of a porn film, the aforementioned Simon.

He said: "When you go to school, you learn stuff." She said, "That's interesting Simon!"

by LucyVee April 25, 2006

Interesting

A word used by a polite, experienced art teacher while they are observing a students sub par, dull artwork which evokes nothing but disappointment within the teacher towards said student.

Student: "Hey Ms. How is my painting going?"
* Teacher observes the painting, hiding their cringe *
"It's very... Interesting."

by Locodudeof97 October 8, 2015

interesting approach

the way you respond to someone who thinks they have a revolutionary idea but it's only....okay.

Hey, I'm working on a new social networking idea, it's like Facebook but for real friends. Hmm, interesting approach!

by madox September 20, 2014

Interesting Place

Michigan slang for back-alley angel dust deal

I just scored some sweet PCP from an interesting place

by Not_Ami September 24, 2016

Interection

A physical interaction with another person involving an erection.

Ex1: I had a interection with him/her/them in the broom closet today.

Ex2: No one wants to have an interection with you.

by Greenie boi October 25, 2019

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019