coitus interruptus

latin- the act of removing the penis from the vagina right before ejaculation commences

Last night i was tappin my girlfriend raw and i pulled a coitus interruptus and busted a nut all up over her piece.

by Ronald Yum May 29, 2003

interrupting rapist

The conclusion of a series of knock knock jokes.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c---
Moo!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting giraffe.
Interrupting gir---
*stick your tongue out*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting slo---
*slowly move arm forward sticking out three fingers*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting starfish.
Interrupting star---
*slam open hand in the other person's face*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting rapist.
Interrupting rap---
*slowly slide hand up the other person's thigh (being careful to not get slapped with a sexual harrassment charge)*

by S. Pap. and Lover. April 23, 2006

Soccer Interruptus

To follow the "2010 World Cup Football Matches South Africa" by Twitter.

A: "Yo... saw the awesome Ghana — Australia 1-1 match?"
B: "Nope, too busy, but I got the tweets."
A: "C´mon bro, that´s soccer interruptus!"

by rperazag June 21, 2010

Kidus Interruptus

When you and your spouse are getting it on, and one of the kids comes knocking at the bedroom door with enough of an "emergency" to make you get dressed and go investigate.

Me and Jen were just getting down to business this morning, when one of the kids started knocking on our bedroom door saying the kitchen was on fire. Serious kidus interruptus!

by thevideodog February 21, 2009

Janitorus Interruptus

When you are boinking someone in your office and you have to abort the proceedings before completing the act because the janitor is coming to empty the trash or sweep the carpet.

"I was nailing the new receptionist on my desk last Thursday when I heard Charlie rustling the trash bins resulting in the dreaded janitorus interruptus."

by college professor September 14, 2008

interrupticon

A person who constantly interrupts whatever anyone is saying.

Jim: "Hey, I went to the store today and I saw-"
Mike: "DUDE, YOU'll NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I SAW TODAY"
Jim: "Go fuck yourself, interrupticon."

by Aynus September 30, 2009

Interrupsies

Noun. Exclamation used to interrupt and announce said interruption, thus being a meta-interruption. Often used to acknowledge that the person is intruding upon something.
And that said person is fucking annoying.

Steve and Jim were drinking and discussing their girl troubles when Will walked up to them and shouted, "Interrupsies!"
Will was promptly decked and given a bloody nose.

by Sheer April 16, 2010