infomaniac 

not to be confused with a nymphomaniac, an infomaniac is a person who thrives and exists based on his knowledge of facts (usually useless ones), much like a nymphomaniac relies on sex.
the symptoms of infomaniacy are obvious: a person who gathers information about anything in a very broad spectrum and without focus and has the need to share said information with all his surroundings.

John: "Did you hear that today in the news there was this article about the new research of the migration patterns of the extinct arctic snail that lived 400,000 years ago on a diet of microscopic alge and plankton and..."

Mia: Interrupting "You are such an infomaniac...."

infomaniac by Theodore Von Wiffelstocken April 13, 2010

Insomnisketch 

A drawing or illustration done by one who is suffering from Insomnia and is bored to death. The pen finds its way into the person's hand and the next thing they know there is a work of art in front of them. Oft times these sketches are tossable garbage, but every now and then one is a real gem.

"Dude, I didn't know you could draw!"
"Me either, it was an insomnisketch."

Insomnisketch by instrumentoffear May 19, 2009

Insomnia 

The biggest whore in the universe to humans. Takes up all your time and effort just to fuck with your head and then leaves you depraved and indifferent to reality for a long, long time. Can be induced through psychosis, mania, chemical imbalance, drugs such as Cocaine, LSD, Mescaline, Nicotine, caffeine (even though you need a metric fuck ton of it to do so) and Pharmaceuticals (only if you get the rebound effect, which is shitty as fuckkk!)

Insomnia, you cunt, go fucking choke on a sperm sandwich and die!

Insomnia by T.S. Scriber January 4, 2013

insomnia 

The worst thing...ever.
I've had it my whole life.
It's where you try to sleep but it just won't happen.
You try counting backward you try EVERYTYING..
You just don't sleep.
Hence, me sitting here at 2:00 am when I have to wake up in 4 hours.

Elise:Hey Lauren, how was your night?
Lauren:It sucked..I have insomnia so I couldn't sleep
Elise:haha sucks for you
Lauren:*Punches elise in the face*

insomnia by kill_me_already April 13, 2008

railspike insomnia 

The condition where you can't sleep due to a boner.

Due to Chris's flirting, Elliot had a severe case of railspike insomnia that prevented him from sleeping at all that night.

railspike insomnia by Saint Elliot July 8, 2010

Insomnia 

Insomnia is a sleeping disorder. There are various different types of insomnia, depending on a number of factors.

Transitory insomnia affects an individual for only a few nights. Short term insomnia may last several days or a couple weeks. Chronic insomnia lasts several weeks or even months.

Insomnia may affect different parts of the sleep cycle. A person with insomnia may have little trouble falling asleep, but find that they wake up after only a few hours and cannot fall back asleep for several more, if at all. A person may also have immense difficulty falling asleep, only to find that they can't stay asleep for any meaningful length of time.

Having a sleep cycle longer or shorter than 24 hours does not necessarily constitute insomnia, however it may be a sign of another sleeping disorder, and should not be ignored. Staying up late and sleeping in is not insomnia either, as insomnia constitutes an inability to get enough sleep, and not an inability (or unwillingness) to get to sleep at the right time. Many people believe that they have insomnia, or claim to have insomnia, who actually only have one of the above problems.

The author of this definition fell asleep at about 8:30 PM last night, and woke up at about 12:00 AM. It is now about 7:00 AM, and he has still not been able to return to sleep, despite attempts to sedate himself repeatedly with milk, music, and masturbation. This difficulty has persisted in a like manner for several weeks. It is likely that he suffers from some form of insomnia.

Insomnia by Five Six Five November 14, 2009

Internet-induced insomnia 

The condition of becoming an internet zombie by surfing the net when you should be sleeping. As you enter this state it becomes easier and easier to come up with excuses to see 'just one more link'. It doesn't always fly as an excuse why you are falling asleep at work.

"Why were you face down at your computer today?"
"Bad case of internet-induced insomnia last night."

Internet-induced insomnia by John Dunkelburg December 9, 2008